You are Harold... A dead cow. To enter the holy gates of heaven, you must perform a number of good deeds by helping the depressed.
Use your Mouse to move and Left Click to get the next Raw Blessing from the Holy Scroll. Then catch the Raw Blessings to turn them into True Blessings. Then Left Click again to drop the True Blessings on the depressed people in need of that blessing before they commit suicide.
